and then he said "that ain't my dog..thats my lawyer!"

Lawyers, what do I think about lawyers? Well I would say that they are silver tongued sharks in suits who chase ambulances for money and lie to keep murderers out of jail, but I can’t. I haven’t had any real direct contact with attorneys or lawyers yet. I do think I have been sued by one for collections I didn’t pay but I took care of those. I have had a chance to recently learn about lawyers and how their world is because one of my best friends is attending law school at UNLV. He just started there and is wrapping up his first year. He is currently in Reno, interning with a judge to get some experience and make some connections or something I don’t know I think he just wants to wear suits and look sharp. Well anyways from the time he started going to school he had had to read constantly and study nonstop because I guess the law is a tricky thing. He has been telling me about how it works in most offices and that there are memos after memos to be made and passed around before the lawyer even sees it by office interns and paralegals I think he called them. He even told me that the big hitter also known as glen learner hired the top law student from UNLV last year. Many people in Las Vegas consider him to be kind of a joke but I guess he is the real deal. I also know that there are a million different types of lawyers, like criminal, defense, environmental, property etc. the list goes on. Actually the lawyer Dr.Gonzo who traveled around with Hunter S. Thompson was a lawyer who was trying to protect the hippies in California from being unjustly harassed and accused, well before he went crazy and started some kind of American liberation army. This may not be all true but it’s what I got from reading those books.